Thứ Năm, 25 tháng 9, 2014

Have yourself a very festive zesty holiday!

...with a picnic.  Now that's what I'm 'talkin 'bout for Memorial Day, a zesty picnic. Oh la la...  zesty has taken on a whole new meaning for me.  Thank you sweet mother, of Kraft foods!
Hope no offense to my male visitors, or I guess female visitors for that matter.... sorry, I had to post.

zesty picnic man, silverware optional, Kraft let's get zesty, memorial day picnic ideas, salad dressing,

Yo mama's so poor....

yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention, two retro girls whispering

Unicorn Fail

A lot more Golf swing
Well, you could have heard of far more cow bell, right? I feel this understanding of "more swing" is an incredible idea! How awesome to see a random swing positioned here or right now there throughout the urban center to escape the duldums of each day stuff! Check out the video clip below...
Noahs Arc, unicorn fail, end of unicorns

Yo mama's so short...


yo mama's so short, when she smokes marijuana she can't even get high.

Geo Guessr Game

This is a fun little game if anyone is interested...
You get 5 rounds to play. You can use the internet to search for clues. 
Google will place you somewhere in the world and it is your job to guess where you are by using your surroundings, vegitation, or traveling down the road to read the signs. 

geo guessr, score 9476

geo guessr, score 9543

5/13/13
geo guessr game, fun to search for clues to figure out where you are in the world, geo guessr directions and link


Thứ Tư, 24 tháng 9, 2014

That... is Funny

List of things ain't nobody got time for...that

That's his correct feeling, from the bottom of his soul. A guy who are able to tell out his homesickness, he will have to be a gentlemen who loves home, wants about home, has obligation of home. After that she also started to converse, spoke about her far off hometown, her earlier childhood days, her family. That was a truly nice talk, also a beautiful opening of their story.

They carried on to date. She found that really he was a man who meets all her needs; he had determination, was variety hearted, warm, very careful. He was such type of a reliable person yet she practically missed him!Thanks to his salty !

Then simply the storyline was just like every great love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were having to live the joyful life...

And then, every time she produced coffee for the man, she set a bit of salt in the caffeine, because she realized that's the way he enjoyed it. After 35 years, he passed away, left her a notice which said:" My dearest, you should forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This is the only rest I proven to you---the salty gourmet coffee. Be aware of the moment we dated? I had been so stressed at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt it had been hard to me to change so I simply went ahead. I never realized could be the begin of our connection!

I tried to inform you the reality many times in my life, but also I was still so scared to do this, as I have expected not to ever lay to you for everything.. Right now I'm dying, I scared of nothing at all as a result I let you know the reality: I don't like the salty gourmet coffee, exactly what a strange bad taste..But I get had the salty gourmet coffee for my whole life! Simply because I understood you, I not ever feel contrite for any-thing I do for you. Getting you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I will be able to live for the 2nd time, still want to learn you and have you for my whole life, although I have to drink the salty gourmet coffee again". Her tears produced the letter totally moisten.

At some point, somebody questioned her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's pleasing. She replied.

Love starts with a smile, increases with a kiss and ends with a tear.

A gentlemen was a devoted gardner...
Saw a small butterfly lying a number of eggs in a single of the cooking pots in his backyard after all that day he viewed the egg with actually raising curiosity and so passion.

The egg begun to move and also smoothie a little.
He was exited to see a different life arising right in front of his eyes.
He put in time seeing the egg right now.
The egg began to expand and also grow splits..
A small head with antennae started to get published ever very slowly.

Grocery cart cup holder

LMAO, way too funny!
at the grocery store today, this woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before.

Cupcake and Muffin Analogy

As parents, we sometimes go very far trying to help and guard our youngsters from life's harsh realities and failures.

We don't need kids to struggle like we would.

But Harvard psychiatrist Dr. Dan Kindlon says that overprotected young people usually tend to struggle in important relationships with with tensions.

We're transmitting our own kids the message that they're not able to assisting themselves.

once you lick the frosting off of a cupcake, it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy, you're welcome, Cupcake and Muffin Analogy
Okay, so now you can put your mind at ease... I think I could convince myself of this analogy for a New York second until the evidence is gone.





Women that have been cheated on...

I can really relate to this, so therefore find it extremely funny!  I started to think that I actually would make a good F.B.I. agent at one time during a relationship...

a woman that has been cheated on...does better research than the FBI
It's all in the level of hugs, in the literal sense. And so I bought a good laugh from Bria constructed as a perspective this week. Lilia over the summer weather was saying any time she gave me a hug "Mom, you look to be getting skinnier." I conclude "well I may be a set pounds lighter but I really am only a handful of that much less in pounds, so I don't find out why you think that sweetie." I was a little perplexed with her perception....either she was figuring out how flattery tends to make people feel good inside or MY SCALE IS BROKEN! I had been not feeling any skinnier and therefore I was contemplating perhaps she was trying to butter me up for something unique since I thoroughly had not missing any important weight. Something quite significant is over the summer season she has grown quite a bit in height. She commented on my weight again this week... "Mom, you positive are receiving thin!" Ding, ding, ding.....I reasoned it out! Granted, my waistline is smaller than my hips (thank God!) but has not become any smaller over the past three-and-a-half years......and she is going to get taller....so she is not wrapping her arms around my hips anymore, her arms possess moved as much as the amount of my waist!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?


Now, that was a good laugh for the day!

what came first the chicken or the egg? Cartoon

The man's excitement realized no bounds he got his magnifying glasses and sat to watch the life and body of a pupa pop out.

He observed the struggle of the comfortable pupa and couldn't resisit his urge to HELP.
He looked and got a little forcep the assist the egg break, a hold with its mouth here a nip there to help the attempting life. And LO!

The pupa was out and about the male was enthusiastic!
He waited nowadays every day for the pupa to develop and fly abt just like a lovely butterfly, but Unhappily that never happened the larvae pupa had a oversized head and also kept crawling along in the cooking pot for the complete 7 weeks and passed away!
Depressed the guy went along to his botanist buddy and asked the reason.
His friend informed the guy the struggle to break out of the egg helps the larvae to send blood to its wings and the head force helps the move to remain smaller to ensure that the tender wings may support it through the use of its 9 week life cycle, in his eagerness to help the male destroyed a good looking life!

To quote clinical healthcare practitioner Dr. Wendy Mogel:
"It is Our Job to make Our Own Children for the Road..., &
Not prepare the road for Our Little Kids..."

...why am I so gullible to think almost all their garbly goop? Why am I a sucker for this behaviour?

Tonight Karley shows to me "Mom, in the olden period, would do you have to wear seat belts?” I got having flash backs of saying that phrase “olden days” to my fabulous mom and dad. After I regained my tranquility from shock of staying tied to the olden days, I began chuckling and also I replied to her “No, we did not wear seat belts and further, we were basically like monkeys traveling around in the back seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Parent, that is soooooo not fair!” I say to her, “yeah, I do know, it’s awesome we lasted and be prepared…life is usually not reasonable!”

Additional Golf swing
Clearly, you could have heard of extra cow bell, right? I do believe this notion of "more swing" is an incredible idea! How cool to refer to a unique swing positioned here and there throughout the location to escape the duldums of each day stuff! Consider the video clip below...

Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 9, 2014

Hokey Pokey Clinic

...way too cute!




Challenges help out all of us, that's the reason a very early bit of energy goes a long way to develop our energy to deal with life's problems!

As parents, we often times go very far trying to help and safeguard our own kids from life's extreme realities and failures.

We don't need kids to battle like we have.

But Harvard psychiatrist Dr. Dan Kindlon says that overprotected young people are more inclined to struggle in associations with with issues.

We're giving our own kids the important message that they're not competent at helping their selves.

It's almost all in the degree of hugs, in the literal sense. Therefore I acquired a good laugh from Beatrice in the shape of a perspective this week. Lilia over the summertime was saying any time she provided me a hug "Mom, you look to be getting skinnier." I maintain "well I may be several pounds lighter but I really am not all that much less in lbs, so I don't discover why you think that sweetie." I have been a little perplexed with her perception....either she was figuring out ways flattery tends to make people feel awesome inside and MY SCALE IS BROKEN! I was not feeling any skinnier therefore I was considering perhaps she was trying to butter me for getting a something unique since I thoroughly had not misplaced any important weight. A very important factor quite important is that over the summer season she is growing quite a bit in height. She commented on my weight again this week... "Mom, you positive are becoming thin!" Ding, ding, ding.....I figured it out! Granted, my waistline is small compared to my hips (thank God!) however has not obtained any smaller in the last five-and-a-half years......and she is becoming taller....so she is not wrapping her arms around my hips anymore, her arms have moved up to the degree of my waistline!

The opposite gender of female...yeah, I'm mentioning the male species. How come a bit of consider it wise to lie to women? Just what exactly attracks me to the cards that are great at pulling the wool over my eyes? Are beautiful males capable of being deceitful? Specially those that are so shallow....

Swollen Ankles

It's good to laugh at oneself sometimes..... with the humidity this week, my hair looked like this!

I used to say the truth many times during my life, but also I was so afraid to try this, as I have expected never to lay to you for everything.. At present I'm dying, I terrified of nothing and so I inform you of the facts: I don't enjoy the salty espresso, exactly what a strange unhealthy taste..But I know had the salty espresso for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel contrite for something I truly do for you personally. Getting you with me is my greatest prosperity for my whole life. In case I am able to live for the 2nd time, still want to learn you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty gourmet coffee again". Her tears made the letter totally moist.

Eventually, someone questioned her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.

Love commences with a smile, increases with a kiss and also ends with a tear.

A male was a passionate gardner...
Power tool a tiny butterfly lying a few eggs available as one of the pots in his garden when that day he viewed the egg with actually rising curiosity and also desire.


The egg begun to go and then move a little.
He was exited to notice a new life occurring right in front part of his eyes.
He invested times reviewing the egg right now.
The egg started out to increase with develop breaks..
A tiny head with antennae started to come out ever very gradually.

The man's pleasure realized no bounds he got his magnifying eyeglasses and sat to keep an eye on the life and body of a pupa being deducted.

He observed the struggle of the comfortable pupa and couldn't resisit his desire to HELP.
He looked and got a little forcep the assist the egg break, a hold with its mouth here a nip there to help the striving life. And LO!

The pupa was out the guy was ecstatic!
He waited now each day for the pupa to grow and fly abt like an attractive butterfly, but The fact is that that never occurred the larvae pupa had a oversized head and kept crawling along in the cooking pot for the full 7 weeks and perished!
Compromised the guy went along to his botanist buddy and asked the reason.
His buddy informed him the find it hard to get away of the egg helps the larvae to send blood vessels to its wings in addition to the head push helps the head to remain very little so as the tender wings might support it by way of its 7 week life cycle, in his passion to help the man destroyed a beautiful life!

To quote clinical therapist Dr. Wendy Mogel:
"It is Our Job to put together Our Youngsters for the Road..., &
Not prepare the road for Our Youngsters..."

...why am I so inexperienced to believe that all their garbly goop? Why am I a sucker with this conduct?

Tonight Jenna says to me "Mom, in the olden nights, did you should wear seat belts?” I used to be having flash backs of saying that sentence “olden days” to my grand moms and dads. After I regained my composure from shock of to be connected to the olden days, I started chuckling and I replied to her “No, we could not wear seat belts and also in addition to that, we were basically like monkeys traveling around in the back seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Mother, that is soooooo not fair!” I say to her, “yeah, I am aware, it’s remarkable we survived and be prepared…life is usually not reasonable!”

Far more Swing action
Clearly, you have heard of far more cow bell, right? I think this concept of "more swing" is a fantastic concept! How awesome to refer to a random swing positioned here and right now there throughout the town to escape the duldums of each day things! Check out the video clip below...

Problems help out all of us, that's the reason a very early bit of effort goes some distance to develop our energy to deal with life's issues!

As parents, we often times go very far trying to help and guard our kids from life's harsh realities and setbacks.

We don't need kids to fight like we has done.

But Harvard psychiatrist Dr. Dan Kindlon says that overprotected children will struggle in important relationships or with complications.

We're transmitting our kids the important message that they're not effective at helping them-selves.

It's all in the degree of hugs, in the literal sense. So I purchased a good laugh from Karley constructed as a viewpoint this week. Bria over the summertime was saying any time she provided me a hug "Mom, you appear to be getting skinnier." I would say "well I may be a few pounds lighter but I really am only a handful of that much less in weight, so I don't know why you think that sweetie." I had been a little puzzled with her perception....either she was figuring out ways flattery makes people feel amazing inside or MY SCALE IS BROKEN! I had been not sensation any skinnier thus I was contemplating perhaps she was seeking to butter me for any something unique ever since I actually had not lost any significant weight. Something quite significant is the fact that over the summer months she is continuing to grow a great deal in height. She commented on my weight once again this week... "Mom, you positive are receiving thin!" Ding, ding, ding.....I reasoned it out! Granted, my waistline is smaller than my hips (thank God!) however has not become any lesser known in the past seven years......and she is becoming taller....so she is not wrapping her hands around my hips anymore, her arms possess moved as much as the level of my waist!

The opposite gender of female...yeah, I'm talking about the male types. So why do some consider it wise to lay to ladies? Just what exactly attracks me to the cards that are perfect at pulling the wool over my eyes? Are appealing males efficient at being deceitful? In particular the ones that are just so shallow....

Oh, dear sweet Mother...

To quote clinical therapist Dr. Wendy Mogel:
"It is Our Job to get ready Our Own Children for the Road..., &
Not create the road for Our Youngsters..."

...why am I so gullible to trust all of the their garbly goop? Why am I a sucker for this behavior?


Tonight Lilia shows to me "Mom, in the olden days, did you will need to wear seat belts?” I was having flash backs of saying that sentence “olden days” to my awesome parents. After I regained my composure from shock of staying connected to the olden days, I began chuckling and I replied to her “No, we could not wear seat belts with further, we were basically like monkeys traveling around in the back seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Mum, that is soooooo not fair!” I say to her, “yeah, I am aware, it’s amazing we lasted and be prepared…life might be not reasonable!”

I never thought I would say this phrase... but with age, the reality has come to surface. I am sure some of you can relate...








Chickens and their motives...

He fulfilled her on a party. She was very outstanding, multiple boys chasing after her, while he was very usual, nobody followed the advice of him. At the end of the celebration, he asked her to have coffee with him, she was stunned, however because of being courteous, she agreed.

They sitting in a nice coffee shop, he was too apprehensive to speak nearly anything, she was feeling uneasy, she thought, please, permit me to go home. Unexpectedly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to leave it in my espresso."

Everyone stared at the guy, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he insert the salt in his caffeine and drank it. She asked him curiously: the reasons why you have this interest? He replied: "when I had been a little bit kid, I was living nearby the sea, I preferred enjoying in the sea, I can feel the taste of the sea,just similar to the style of the salty coffee. Right now each time I have the salty coffee, I often think about my childhood days, think about my home village, I miss my home town a great deal, I miss my mother and father who will be still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply handled.

I don't make mistakes...

I don't make mistakes... I date them


I used to say the real truth many times in my life, but I was so afraid to try this, as I have expected never to lie to you for anything.. Today I'm dying, I terrified of not anything so I tell you the fact of the matter: I don't love the salty espresso, what a strange bad taste..But There is had the salty coffee for my whole life! Simply because I realized you, I never ever be repentant for something I truly do for you. Having you with me is my biggest joy and happiness for my whole life. When I am able to live for the 2nd time, still would like to know you and have you for my entire life, even though I have to drink the salty gourmet coffee again". Her tears produced the letter totally moisten.

Change is good!

an ah ha moment! tee hee....


He observed the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resisit his desire to HELP.
He went and got a succulent forcep the help the egg break, a nip here a nip there to help the striving life. And LO!

The pupa was taken out the person was ecstatic!
He waited now everyday for the pupa to develop and fly abt similar to a beautiful butterfly, but Unluckily that never happened the larvae pupa had a oversized head with kept crawling along in the pot for the full 6 weeks and perished!
Unhappy the man went along to his botanist buddy and asked the rationale.
His pal told him the struggle to get out of the egg helps the larvae to send bloodstream to its wings along with the head force helps the check out remain tiny to ensure that the tender wings might support it through its 8 week life cycle, in his desire to help the man destroyed a beautiful life!

Poor 'ol Mother...

I can relate, LOL!


A gentleman was a passionate gardner...
Power tool a compact butterfly laying a few eggs in any single of the cookware in his yard ever since that day he looked at the egg with ever increasing curiosity and keenness.

The egg started to move and move a little.
He was exited to notice a brand new life approaching right in front part of his eyes.
He spent several hours watching the egg now.
The egg started out to expand and also build splits..

Farmer in the Dell!

Ba HA HA HA!



A male was a passionate gardner...
Saw a little butterfly lying a couple of eggs from one of the cookware in his yard after all that day he viewed the egg with previously raising curiosity with interest.

The egg begun to move and then smoothie a little.
He was exited to see a brand new life arising right in front of his eyes.
He spent several hours seeing the egg right now.
The egg started to increase and build breaks..
A minor head with antennae began to come out ever very slowly and gradually.

National Eat Your Children's Halloween Candy Day

LOL, so much truth in that!  Quite a National Holiday mouthful to say with your mouth full of candy!  On a kind of lighter funny note (or possibly you won't find the humor in it because eventually you realize this could very well possibly be a scar for some of the children's memory), I found some of their reactions a bit of funny in these two Jimmy Kimmel videos that deals with that same subject located at the bottom of this post... if you care to have a quick laugh!
November 1st of every year is National Eat Your Children's Halloween Candy Day, vintage lady and jack-o-lantern pumpkin, candy


Mood Poisoning

She asked him curiously: why you have this interest? He replied: "when I had been a little bit guy, I was living close to the sea, I preferred enjoying in the ocean, I could feel the taste of the ocean,just similar to the taste of the salty caffeine. Nowadays all the time I possess the salty gourmet coffee, I often think of my childhood, think about my home city, I miss my home town a lot, I miss my mom and dad who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his correct feeling, from the bottom level of his soul. A guy who are able to tell out his homesickness, he must be a person who adores home, cares about home, has accountability of home. After that she as well started to talk, spoken of her far off community, her childhood days, her family. That was a truly nice talk, also a good looking commencing of their story.

They continued to date. She discovered that in fact he was a man who matches all her needs; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, hot, watchful. He was such a good person yet she practically missed him!Thanks to his salty gourmet coffee!

And then the storyline was similar to every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were having to live the joyful life...

And, each time she produced coffee for the man, she put a few salt in the gourmet coffee, as she recognized that's the method he liked it. After 50 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:" My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my completely life lie. Such was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Just remember the moment we dated? I was so nervous during that time, actually I wanted few sugar, however I said salt it had been hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication!